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Molecular Dog Collar

$39.00 USD

This is a custom, high-quality and comfortable dog collar. This custom jacquard ribbon has molecules and particles in green against a blue background, and a green satin* lining for an inner glow. There is a terrestrial twist though! The molecules are methane, a gas commonly found in and around extraterrestrial objects, and, sometimes, much closer to home. In fact, sometimes we find ourselves surrounded by an "atomic cloud" of paint peeling power, coming from the beloved creature fast asleep at our feet or bedside. Not to worry though, your dog's dignity is safe with us - no one, not even the wearer, will know this is more than a science-themed collar unless you choose to tell them. Add a matching leash to complete the set.

-Starts with a strong but soft webbing core in a width to match the collar width
-Encloses the webbing entirely in either crepe- or flannel-backed satin for body and softness on the neck
-Is securely sewn using industrial strength nylon thread on industrial sewing machines, and is finished with top-of-the-line hardware, including welded D-rings.
-Made in the USA.

Styles: Buckle, Martingale, Buckle Martingale

Small (10"-14")
Medium (13"-18")
Large (15"-20")
X-Large (18"-26")
XX-Large (24"-34")

Please allow up to 2 weeks for delivery. No two dogs are created equal, neither are size charts! Please refer to the size chart to ensure the perfect fit.